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I just got the League of Extraordinary HGentlemen volumes one and two, and the black dossier. I think I had, like, five female boners throughout that WHOLE book! UMF@!! It was the epicness plus epic to the power of win.

The book and the movie are, unfortuneately and fortuneately, quite different. For instance, Hyde is a whore-banging super freak, whereas in the movie he's a big ape. Allan is a drug addict whereas the one in the movie had kinda the loveable grandpa () And GRIFFIN....Oh oy zombie jesus, don't even get me STARTED on him...

Okayy, so in the book the evil invisible scientist, Dr. Griffin, was still alive because the man who the crowd killed in the book was just Griffin's little labrat. He hid in a freakin' LESBIAN all girls dorm school (well DUH they're lesbians ) and he gets like, what?, FIVE or so of them pregant? And the chicks are all like "Oh it was the Holy Spirit! He just came inside me!" OHMAZOMBIEJESUS!! And I'm like "Swetheart, I don't know how to tell you this buutt....THEHOLYSPIRITDDIN'TBLESSYOUANDMAKEYOUPREGNATBECAUSEINFACTI TSANINVBISIBLEHORNYBASTARDTHATFUCKSONEOF YOUATATIMESOHECANLIKEIDUNNOLOSEHISINVISI BLEBONERORSOMESHIT\"

And in themovie hes a lot better....Lots of funny lines XD

He's WORSE in the second book, I mean, GEEZE LOUSE!! (I won't spoil tho I'm too nasty for that)

Bottom line, BUY the freakin' book or some shit, 'cause it's great. But, if your the kind of person whos all like "OMG THEY HAVE BEWBIEZ AND SEX SCENES " ......Then don't even.






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